Model Ryan

Ok so I linked this in the last posting but I really want to ensure (or is it insure? man, i'm supposed to be a friggin dual major in english and writing. wow!) that everybody who comes through djtomhanks.com gets to behold the wonder that is...RYAN CURRY! AKA MODEL RYAN!



I don't think he could look like more of a sissy if he tried. Seriously. Well, I guess technically, he is trying to look this way but still: dude looks ridiculous. To be fair, this was a couple years ago. And it definitely seems like the 90s lasted until 2005 sometimes. Ya know? Curry looks mad 1999 in this shit. Just so I don't piss off my homey more than I care to, here's a look at Ryan and you.

A lesson in fairness:

In addition to having multiple fan clubs (one of which, I'm told, used to have real-life straight girls in it), Ryan Curry...


Knows more about baseball than you. Or anyone you know for that matter.
Banged Paris Hilton more times than you. Or...at all.
Explained the difference between Williamsburg, Brooklyn and Williamsburg, Virginia more than you can imagine.
Drove a souped-up Subaru down the Jersey turnpike at speeds you could only imagine. So basically, faster than you.
German Suplex-ed Tom Mahoney. Twice.
Passed out in his own Mohawk vomit on St. Marks once a week until he was 19.

So although you could probably beat the hell out of Model Ryan in Fantasy Football,
I'd say he earned the right to look like a complete and total pussy all over youtube. Not to mention runways all over the world. Holla Curry!